24 · 02

Money In Hamsters

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Specify Smoking or Non-Smoking

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Toblerone

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Toughen Up Americans!

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Genuine 6 Proof Stuff

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The Most Effective Cure For Veganism

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Grog Grows Own Tail

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Woe Be Unto You!

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How's Your Love Life?

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The Four Stages

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Never

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History Files: Lenin

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Ikea: Kitchen Shit

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For That Glamour Look!

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North Pole™ Thermal Socks

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This is from the folks who brought you Stealth Power Pants. They are $6.66 for a pack of three, and keep your feet warm and dry and comfy. All of that is wonderful, of course, but the real question is: what kind of shaggy sheep pants is that sock model wearing?

2 · 01

So Full Of Win

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This advert for Stealth Power Pants is so mind-bogglingly full of win, I just don't know where to start...

 

Also, don't be afraid to look in the adverts section of your Sunday newspaper; you never know what you might find...

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Some Joke About The Dark Side. Or Something.

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Bargains Galore!

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Those Interns...

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Stop Toast Brutality

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