19 · 09

Godzilla Haiku

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thanks for coming guys / it's a pretty basic plan / Tokyo is all mine

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26 · 08

Godzilla

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20 · 07

Godzilla Haiku

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Of all the gin joints /
all the seas, in all the world /
she sails into mine

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22 · 06

Godzilla Haiku

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I am famous now / they put me in a movie / King of the Monsters!

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16 · 06

This Tricycle Is Mine!

Godzilla

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7 · 05

Godzilla Haiku

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at last I can see / that I have your attention / bring it on, humans

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5 · 03

Godzilla Haiku

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you dodgy bastard /

is this the best you can do /

I am not quaking

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29 · 11

Godzilla Haiku

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I can't believe this! / rice cooker takes forever / I am so hungry!

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17 · 11

Godzilla Haiku

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I have this covered / this monkey is history / I AM GODZILLA!

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18 · 10

Godzilla Haiku

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I curse you Tokyo! / 

Every time I attack, you / 

send giant kittens!

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15 · 10

Godzilla Haiku

I will destroy you /

time and again, even with /

rockets up my ass

 

Gojira

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5 · 06

Somewhere in Japan

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11 · 05

Gojira

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2 · 05

Quintessential Japan

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14 · 02

There Goes Tokyo...

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