26 · 01

Silent

the gargoyles looked on /

raising no alarm as the /

beast crept o’er the wall

26 · 01

1000 Words

a photo reveals /

limitless indifference / 

never suspected

24 · 01

To Be Or Not

temple bell sounds once /

a single monk in repose /

or a butterfly

24 · 01

Any Given Sunday

make me a sandwich! /

and bring me a beer! he cried /

the knife found him first

19 · 09

Godzilla Haiku

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thanks for coming guys / it's a pretty basic plan / Tokyo is all mine

20 · 07

Godzilla Haiku

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Of all the gin joints /
all the seas, in all the world /
she sails into mine

24 · 06

Impressive

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I want to impress / this is my best tablecloth / can't cook worth a damn

22 · 06

Godzilla Haiku

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I am famous now / they put me in a movie / King of the Monsters!

16 · 06

This Tricycle Is Mine!

Godzilla

4 · 06

Giant Spider Haiku

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at Los Alamos / things are getting out of hand / giant spiders, man!

7 · 05

Godzilla Haiku

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at last I can see / that I have your attention / bring it on, humans

5 · 03

Godzilla Haiku

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you dodgy bastard /

is this the best you can do /

I am not quaking

29 · 11

Godzilla Haiku

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I can't believe this! / rice cooker takes forever / I am so hungry!

17 · 11

Godzilla Haiku

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I have this covered / this monkey is history / I AM GODZILLA!

18 · 10

Godzilla Haiku

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I curse you Tokyo! / 

Every time I attack, you / 

send giant kittens!

15 · 10

Godzilla Haiku

I will destroy you /

time and again, even with /

rockets up my ass

 

Gojira

18 · 09

A Matter of National Importance

Christine O'Donnell / making masturbation a / national issue #haiku #senryu #politics #teabaggers
18 · 09

Tropical Afternoon

a fly is buzzing / air so hot it doesn't move / chameleon strikes #haiku #senryu
29 · 03

I see a stone likeness every day...

Buddha

the silent Buddha's / face, gazing but not gazing / past, present, future #haiku #senryu @baffled
6 · 10

Autumn Sky

The fat yellow moon

perched low in the sky, askew

as if tumbling down

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