24 · 01

FOR ALL ITS HEARTLAND GOODNESS AND ROMANCE

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(Newspaper Blackout Poems)

24 · 12

Our Hero

Wherein our hero finds a good poem for a Christmas Eve... (by Robert Frost, of course)

 

 

Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

11 · 09

Random Thoughts Upon Crossing The Ship Channel Bridge

Letter

 

22 · 06

Not Unexpected

I gave you everything

Except perhaps myself

I should have expected this

But I have to tell you

That knife really hurts

19 · 06

The Paris Review

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10 · 06

Jazz Funeral

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29 · 03

I see a stone likeness every day...

Buddha

the silent Buddha's / face, gazing but not gazing / past, present, future #haiku #senryu @baffled
24 · 02

Pei Wei Poetry

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Micro-poetry from fortune cookies...this time at Pei Wei. {My Winter Receipt Inside It}

16 · 02

the road

Homeless5

it could have been any road

in any town, anywhere
hot and dusty

cars and trucks going past
nobody looking too hard or too long
noticing but not noticing

hunched over just a bit
shuffling along in shoes
that don't make a matching pair

everything in the world
stuffed into the pockets of an overcoat
too hot for the July afternoon

last week there was a shopping cart
but it's gone now
the effort was too much

the constant chatter
always something to talk about
with a captive audience and a road that never ends

30 · 12

Like Fireflies

like fireflies on a summer's eve
these chances come and go

we look at each other
as if struck dumb for a moment

realizing there is so much to say
and only able to remark on how cold the soup is

there was a time when the both of us
made the other's heart fiery as a dragon

the embers remain I suppose
at least warmer than the soup

and that is where love began, isn't it,with hope?
we'll be alright, as long as there's another firefly

16 · 11

ennui

when I was a boy, my dad had a boat

not just any boat, but a twenty-one foot

combination of teak and chrome

with sails that snapped crisply whenever

we turned into the wind

 

we always had to duck when the boom

came across the deck and we all

suffered a bump or two on the head

whenever we weren't paying attention

 

the boat slept four so on summer Friday afternoons

we would head out across the lake

drop anchor and camp until Sunday

 

I swear there is nothing like the feeling

of a strong breeze in your face when you're sailing

holding your line as the boat rises and you lean out

knowing the spinnaker is a bugger to get up

but always being impressed when it works

 

we had never heard of sunscreen

and by summer's end we were as brown as... really brown things

flying our little pirate flags off the back of the boat

just for fun

 

as a treat every time we docked

we got to sit in the yacht club bar

and have a cold Coke and a bowl of peanuts

 

I cannot count myself a sailor anymore

no matter how I try to get back to it

I shall have to try harder

because even though it never leaves you

I miss all of that

 

 

14 · 10

Oblivion

On a hazy August afternoon

Two dragonflies dance above the reeds

Next to County Road 31

 

These two specimens

Whose family has been around

For millions of years

Arc drunkenly back and forth

In the rising hot summer air

 

Until that Peterbilt rig blew by

Doing a good eighty miles an hour

Then, oblivion...

6 · 10

Autumn Sky

The fat yellow moon

perched low in the sky, askew

as if tumbling down

5 · 10

Waiting

You said it would take ten minutes

And I've been sitting here on this bench

For eleven minutes now

I've run out of cigarettes

You promised, and now it's gone twelve minutes

Twelve and a half, to be precise

And these pigeons are getting far too familiar

29 · 09

Truism

She spoke with passion

The best things in life aren’t free

We’re out of duct tape

28 · 09

Sit Down

First, they tell you to sit down

There is news: the results are back from the lab

Sitting down doesn't help

Your blood pressure goes through the roof

The tiny room filled by the latest in Austrian medical tables spins

Then they are talking about tumor types and blood counts

You are thinking of your kids

And your brain screams SHIT! but you never say it until you get outside to your car

How can you drive home after this?

You are staring at the list of appointments they gave you

There are four specialists in the next three days and then the surgery is on Monday morning

You hope you wake up soon, but it isn't a dream

It's a nightmare; a nightmare where everyone is sending you flowers already

Each specialist tells you to sit down

They start talking about procedures and recovery rates

One even gives you a colorful graph

Sitting down doesn't help

Then Monday comes and you are at the hospital bright and early

Somehow you are wearing a pillowcase

And they draw all over you with a black marker

The surgeon rushes in and takes a photograph of you for his "Wall of Fame"

You hear the intern flirting with the nurse

You would scream if you could but some jackass is counting backward from one hundred and you can't focus

Then, hours later, you discover you aren't dead because if you were dead there wouldn't be this much pain

It's like that every day for a year; you're still not dead

Then you get a call and the nurse tells you to sit down

Sitting down doesn't help

26 · 09

Saloon

The air's hot tonight

crackling with sweaty promise

Have another drink

26 · 09

Trickster

So unexpected

The trickster pays a visit

With her warm deceit

24 · 09

Irony

Fate’s great irony

Plumbing the depths of the soul

The starving poet

17 · 09

Wednesdays

On a summer day, down on the river, floating by as if time does not exist. These are the things I remember. On Wednesdays.

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