Snapple Fact No. 892: The can opener was invented 48 years after the can. That's the spirit!
I have recently been advised that cats can see “spirits”, which presumably means they can see ghosts. My cats spend an extraordinary amount of time looking behind me up over my shoulder, and when I turn around there is, of course, nothing there. Accordingly, I reject the suggestion as complete and utter bullshit, because if it is true, and there are spirits or ghosts hanging around behind me above my shoulder, that is something I do not want to know about.
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